I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
tequila makes me forget i have legs
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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