i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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