Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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