Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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