im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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