I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
