yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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