went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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