lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Bang-toberfest begins!!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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