I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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