Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
