Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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