I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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