You're completely useless in the revolution.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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