whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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