I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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