this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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