You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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