How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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