You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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