hotel room ftw
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
