Can Purell be used as lube?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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