Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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