shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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