He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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