anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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