ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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