I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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