I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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