I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
