I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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