at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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