Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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