Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
