Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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