Nicole vs. Life
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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