maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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