I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is Oprah even human
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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