you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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