if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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