Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
As shirtless as possible
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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