The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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