Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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