you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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