Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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