Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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