Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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