My room smells like vodka and shame
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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