I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
So squirting runs in the family.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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