We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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