I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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