super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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